am i the only one?

alrighty people, i've seen this done on other blogs

and i think it's hilarious

before you read this, i must warn you

you may not think of me the same way after this

but i'm convinced im not the ONLY one who does these things

hopefully
right?

welp here we go

am i the only one who...

1. looks at the daybook blog once every hour just to see if there's a new post?
and sits in front of the mirror for hours trying to do my hair like hers?

2. looks in my kleenex after i blow my nose every time? i know i know gross

but once i blew my nose and my snot was blue so now i always have to check the contents
and no, i don't know why it was blue, but it was literally the color of blue kool-aid
i thought it was kinda cool
tmi? sorry

3. never goes to an 8 a.m. class with makeup on or my hair down?

unless it's "straight from bed" ready

which is very rare

4. hates icing...yes i said it. I HATE ICING.
unless it's cream cheese icing.
all other icings are way too sweet.
makes me tummy hurt

5. smells new food before i try it.
i can always tell by the smell if i will like it or not
if it smells bad, you can't pay me to try it

6. goes through a box of kleenex every two days.
thank you allergies.

7. it takes me at least an hour to paint my toes?
i swear i look like a kindergartener trying desperately to color in the lines.
it is so difficult sometimes!

8. cares about kojie football more than i will ever care about
the cowboys or the texans?
i mean i do care about these two teams but kojies takes precedence every time.
sorry boys.
ko.jo.kai til i die
or at least til i graduate.

9. can't cry for happy moments?
i feel as if i am not a complete girl since i can't do this.
trust me  i've tried...
very hard in fact.
but nope i just laugh hysterically.
i think it's because being happy makes me want to dance.
and i already blow my nose too much on a daily basis,
why make myself blow my nose even more?
my mom says this will change when i have kids.
i have my doubts.

10. isn't afraid of needles, but i have nightmares of getting an epidural someday?
like bad nightmares.
ones that i wake up breathing hard and feeling like
i need a shower cuz i have just sweat my entire body weight.
i must admit this is really weird.
you can give me shots or take my blood any day but NEVER a huge needle in my spine!

11. holds my nose when i brush my tongue after brushing my teeth?
it's called gag reflux people
i promise it helps

now it's your turn to comment on your "am i the only one" statements!
hope you enjoyed!
have a blessed day!
-K